just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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