i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
This is my gift to your gina
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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