you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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