i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
only you would photoshop your dick
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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