i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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