Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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