Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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