Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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