This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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