It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
handjob tips. give me some.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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