I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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