break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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