Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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