I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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