I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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