Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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