So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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