Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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