is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
there is puke in my bra ... again
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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