"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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