mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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