I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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