did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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