You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
As shirtless as possible
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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