Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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