Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
be right there i have to get my cape
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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