Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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