i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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