Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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