I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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