Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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