Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We were destined to go to rehab together
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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