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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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