whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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