Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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