Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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