Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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