in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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