wrigley field is MILF paradise
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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