Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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