shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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