I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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