She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I love you.
Bad choice
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