Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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