CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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