operation have a gay friend backfired
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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