We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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