brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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