For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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