You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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