is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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