Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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